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Tumblr has changed me.

  • Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
  • After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
  • Before tumblr: He's cute
  • After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
  • Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
  • After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
  • Before tumblr: I'm bored
  • After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
  • Before tumblr: What a cute couple
  • After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
  • boy: did it hurt
  • girl: did what hurt
  • boy: when you survived the abortion
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower